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I was a guest star on The Walking Dead, somebody we’ve never met before and definitely not canon. Don’t remember my name, but I was a big tattooed white supremacist who did some really horrible things in the early days of the zombie apocalypse.

I’d been caught and tried for my crimes in a Woodbury-like enclave with stone walls… a university?

But instead of being put to death (since every hand was needed) I got sentenced to hard labor and did my time. Many years passed and I was eventually released.

A new man, I’d seen the error of my ways and vowed to be a better human being and became a machete-wielding superhero in the Walking Dead universe. That’s when I met up with Rick’s crew — or what was left of them years from now.

NOW HERE’S WHERE IT GETS INTERESTING

The season ends and we go into reruns. The episode with my trial starts up like normal but when the judge is reading my list of crimes to the court I raise my hand and interrupt.

"Hey, you can’t try me again for this! That already happened before in this episode… it’d be double jeopardy."

Judge pauses, looks at me and says, “You know? You’re right. Case dismissed.” *bam* goes the gavel.

And the rest of the episode is me just running around being a machete-waving badass, helping the people of whateverthetown’scalled.

(crossposted from tumblr)

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Memnalar Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2014
Long ago, we discussed horrors of this nature. Feast your eyes.
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Eremitik Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2014
Fantastic gallery and I have only touched the surface.
I really love the humor, something that is rare here on dA. Im looking forward to visiting your page often. Thanks for the laughs.
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cartoonfanboyone Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hello?
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IrrevocableFate Featured By Owner May 14, 2014   Writer
Happy birthday. <3
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bakagohome Featured By Owner May 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
HAPPY ALMOST BIRTHDAY! ONE WEEK EARLY BECAUSE I AM RIDICULOUSLY ACTIVE ON  HERE AND YOU WRITE BEAUTIFULLY.
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All-My-Darkness Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014
Stop it.

Whatever it is

that is stopping you.

I'm almost certain it should be illegal.

Or instead carry on and know you are thought of.
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AllKindsOfYES Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014
Thanks so much for the fav on my Mr.Meeseeks plush 
if super itnerested in him,I do sell custom ones for $30 
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Memnalar Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014
I'm told it's been two thousand fourteen years since something or other. I'm here to deliver my affadavit of good wishes. Please sign. _____________.
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zemimsky Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks a ton for the watch - if i bore you to death - feel free to unwatch me ^-^
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