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So I went to feed my dog this morning, and the bowl slipped from my hands.

KLANG

Metal dog bowl goes ring-a-ding-dinging around the kitchen floor like a pinball, kibble spraying EVERYWHERE. After it comes to rest me and the dog lock eyes. She is confused, anxious, ears down. This is not how things normally work.

“Sorry, pup.” 

No worries, I got this! she seems to say as she goes to work, hoovering up dog kibble like a Roomba. 

It’s amazing to watch her, how quickly she cleans up my mess, tail waving gently with concentration. In less than a minute she is done, sitting proudly where moments ago was chaos.

“Good dog,” I say, putting down some extra bonus food for her… this time in the bowl. The morning ritual is complete, she is fed, all is right in the world.

My dog is teaching me not to sweat the little things.

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49% Evil Is Not Half Bad
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Current Residence: Atlanta, GA
Email: ralfmaximus@yahoo.com
Skype: maximusralf

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chii-channie Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Thanks for the fave :)
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Memnalar Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2014
Long ago, we discussed horrors of this nature. Feast your eyes.
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Eremitik Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2014
Fantastic gallery and I have only touched the surface.
I really love the humor, something that is rare here on dA. Im looking forward to visiting your page often. Thanks for the laughs.
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cartoonfanboyone Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hello?
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HugQueen Featured By Owner May 14, 2014   Writer
Happy birthday. <3
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bakagohome Featured By Owner May 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
HAPPY ALMOST BIRTHDAY! ONE WEEK EARLY BECAUSE I AM RIDICULOUSLY ACTIVE ON  HERE AND YOU WRITE BEAUTIFULLY.
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All-My-Darkness Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014
Stop it.

Whatever it is

that is stopping you.

I'm almost certain it should be illegal.

Or instead carry on and know you are thought of.
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AllKindsOfYES Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Professional General Artist
Thanks so much for the fav on my Mr.Meeseeks plush 
if super itnerested in him,I do sell custom ones for $30 
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Memnalar Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014
I'm told it's been two thousand fourteen years since something or other. I'm here to deliver my affadavit of good wishes. Please sign. _____________.
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