And now you know why Starbucks coffee always tastes a little burnt.
Cross-posted from tumblr
UPDATE 23 SEP 2013: Woot! Got a DLD
for this 'un. Thank you, ~doodlerTM
for suggesting/featuring/liking it.
Also, a note of explanation for not-American readers who might be confused by the final punchline. "Mr.Coffee" is a brand of kitchen appliance sold in North America, probably the most iconic drip-coffee maker here. The idea that the Prince of Darkness is worshipped by millions of bleary-eyed coffee consumers on a daily basis was too amusing to pass up.
Also also, fun fact: my coffee maker of choice is a Bunn near-industrial grade machine. My coffee consumption is such that I used to kill a Mr.Coffee about once a year.
Also also also: My favorite coffee is Jamaican Blue Mountain, so if you have that stuff growing in your back yard send it my way plzkthx.