Notice of Intent to Stalk

Form ITS1993(d)

Notice of Intent to Stalk

Date: ___________

Print or type name of Stalker: _____________________________
(known henceforth as STALKER)

Print or type name of person to be Stalked: __________________________
(known henceforth as STALKEE)

Please be notified that effective this date the above named STALKER has filed an official Intent To Stalk Declaration targeting the above named STALKEE in accordance with Obsessive/Compulsive Personal Pursuit Code of Conduct Act of 1993 (OCPPCCA93).

I, STALKER, hereby declare Open Season upon you, STALKEE, and pursuant to OCPPCCA93 section 1, paragraph 5 intend to engage in the following activities (check all that apply):

[ ] Watch from afar
[ ] Watch from the bushes
[ ] Watch from the window/skylight
[ ] Hide in your closet
[ ] Fold myself under your computer desk
[ ] Gaze devotedly at your sleeping form
[ ] Collect hair samples while you sleep
[ ] Bake cookies in your kitchen while you're away
    [ ] Chocolate-Chip [ ] Peanut Butter [ ] Sugar
[ ] Rummage through your underwear drawer
    [ ] Fondling [ ] Sniffing [ ] Collecting
[ ] Call and hang up repeatedly
    [ ] With [ ] Without breathing
[ ] Send badly formatted text messages
    [ ] With [ ] Without sexual content
[ ] Ask to view your webcam from multiple random IM accounts
    [ ] Annoying [ ] Wheedling [ ] Creepy
[ ] Leave long rambling unsigned emails from anonymous addresses
[ ] Collect photos of you and your significant other whatstheirname, who is certainly not good enough for you and plainly you'd understand if only I could just talk with you about it for a minute c'mon it's only a minute what do you have to lose it's for the best really don't make me do something we'll both regret

I, STALKER, further agree to the following (check and initial ALL ITEMS, no exceptions):

[ ] No physical contact unless, you know, it's an accident
[ ] No bodily fluids will be deposited in/near your domicile
[ ] Whatstheirname will not be harmed unless, you know, by accident
[ ] Interaction with pets will not be tolerated
[ ] Anonymous gifts containing dangerous substances (e.g. explosives) will be clearly marked
[ ] No photos will be published to social networking sites (e.g. Flickr, DeviantArt)
[ ] Stalking activity will not interfere with another Stalker's Intent To Stalk
[ ] Stalking activity will be suspended for holidays and medical emergencies

The duration of this Intent To Stalk shall be (check only one):

[ ] One week
[ ] Two weeks
[ ] Until one of us is in jail or dead
[ ] Until the end of time because baby, I plan to keep this up after I'm dead

Disputes regarding this Intent To Stalk shall be arbitrated by (check only one):

[ ] The OCPPCCA93 Regulation Committee
[ ] A group of peers selected by STALKER and STALKEE
[ ] Let God sort it out
[ ] Ralf M. Maximus
[ ] Me, me, me

I, STALKER, hereby certify (check and initial ALL ITEMS, no exceptions):

[ ] All required permits and licenses are current and valid
[ ] Applicable equipment is well maintained and meets OCPPCCA93 requirements
[ ] State and Federal Insurance requirements have been met


Let the games begin!  Please address all questions/grievances to the OCPPCCA93 Regulation Committee (ocppcca93@tectech.net) and good luck with your stalk.

STALKER (signed): ______________________________   Date: _____________

STALKEE (signed): ______________________________   Date: _____________


cc: STALKER, STALKEE, OCPPCCA93

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Form ITS1993(d)