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To whom it may concern:

Thank you for the    [ ] WATCH   [ ] FAVORITE   of my:

   [ ] Deviation
   [ ] DeviantArt Account
   [ ] Critically acclaimed masterpiece
   [ ] Naked picture found in scraps, you perv
   [ ] Screed Against Needless Watches/Favorites
   [ ] Crappy thing I jammed in there to have something new

Since you took the time and effort to click that button I infer:
(check all that apply)

   [ ] You like my work
   [ ] You are encouraging me to create more
   [ ] You wish notification whenever I submit something new
   [ ] You like the naked picture you found of me in scraps
   [ ] You are now officially stalking me

Based upon the above inference, I plan to:

   [ ] Watch you because I find your work impressive
   [ ] Watch you because your interests coincide with mine
   [ ] Watch you because your DeviantID is incredibly hawt
   [ ] Watch you because I compulsively watch everybody
   [ ] Watch you because I am fascinated by trainwrecks
   [ ] Watch you back out of sheer pity
   [ ] Ignore you (sorry, I’m busy)
   [ ] Ignore you (sorry, you scare me)

Once again, thank you for your attention and the time you expended viewing my work.  Should you have any further questions and/or comments, I look forward to hearing them.

Sincerely,

(Your DevID): ___________________________________
Not sure if this would save any time, but the idea amused me.
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xlntwtch Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2011   Writer
:+fav: faved - and watched, comments sparse tonight... i'mtired.
i think i might have got a title wrong in a 'discussion' we had about books, the one by colson whitehead - it's 'the intuitionist' - but i'm too tired now to know for sure. it's about dawn here and i have day-work to do today, dammit. but i can say i find this very funny and i also found you have three dds, which prompts me to read them asap. three, and i went on about two. eh. did you like the gold color under your pieces? get famous and rich? or is rich and famous? i'm ... :yawn: ... :sleep:
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RalfMaximus Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Heh. You've discovered my dark secret.

Though I know at least one fellow (*AnonDesu) who has 4 DDs. If you don't know him, he's awesome... very talented writer of shorties, like what I do. Sometimes better. :P

My personal experience is an explosion of inbox traffic and new watchers, some of whom remain constant visitors & friends. But overall the interest quickly fades and life returns to normal. No long-lasting fame or fortune, alas.
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xlntwtch Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2011   Writer
It's a dark secret? I guess you'd better re-label that folder then. But not 'til I read them, please.

Not much is long-lasting here, that's for sure.
Maybe not anywhere.
I'll look at *AnonDesu's work. Thanks for telling me about him.
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The-Happy-Spaceman Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
This is hilarious!
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Caretaker-of-Myth Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2009
Now you can use this to thank me for the fav.

:iconimhappyplz:
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RalfMaximus Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Awww, I was gonna send cash. No want?

:)
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Caretaker-of-Myth Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2009
Donate to a charity in my name.
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RalfMaximus Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
OOoh. Evil Genius Retirement Village it is, then.
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Caretaker-of-Myth Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2009
That's more like it. My heart just melts when I think of all those aged supervillains who'll now have the opportunity to renovate their shuffleboard court.
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RalfMaximus Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
"Igor has reported the Shuffleboard of World Domination is complete and ready for testing. We will test-fire it tonight, after the movie."
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Caretaker-of-Myth Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2009
Eeeeexcellent, Igor.
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RalfMaximus Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
hynuh hynuh! Did Master find tonight's tapioca with raisins pleasant?
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AnonDesu Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
I'm actually going to start using this from now on.
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RalfMaximus Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Extra points if you print it out and use it with non Deviants.
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Liduen-Kvaedhi Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2009
:rofl:
I'll be using this if that's all right with you.
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RalfMaximus Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
But of course! Share and enjoy. :)
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Liduen-Kvaedhi Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2009
I shall =P
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AmaryllisHakatri Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
:lol:

...I has ideas nao. Ohyes.
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ThePhantomTwinkie Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2009
I like this idea, I like it enough to fill it out...hm. :ohnoes:
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NCPanthersgurl Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2009  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Hahahaha, fantastic idea =]
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nycterent Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2009  Professional Writer
That should be a script: "Check all that apply."

It would take leaving obnoxious thank-you-messages to a new high. :giggle:
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RalfMaximus Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Eventually, bots will exist to auto-reply.

And to write the stories.

And then dA will take care of itself and us humans can go back to watching reality TV.
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xlntwtch Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2011   Writer
lol
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NOmanNO Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2009   Filmographer
Meaning what you just typed in the comment above me, it's true and I hate it, not the comment, the phenomenon to which it refers.
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NOmanNO Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2009   Filmographer
Meaning it's true and I hate it.
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NOmanNO Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2009   Filmographer
Thaaaaaank you.
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nycterent Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2009  Professional Writer
I have never ever been able to watch reality tv. Mental block? Maybe. Some shred of brain still having a clawed stranglehold on sanity? Perhaps.

Ugh reality tv. :[
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OffCenterLucy Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
hehe.
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NKVGBD Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2009
It will be fun if people actually fill this sincerely =D
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RalfMaximus Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
God help us all if I've started something. :(
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NKVGBD Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2009
nah most people worry to much about their popularity
to truthfully fill it up :p
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