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Thanks for the Watch or Fave

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General Purpose Thanks for the Watch/Favorite Form

To whom it may concern:

Thank you for the    [ ] WATCH   [ ] FAVORITE   of my:

   [ ] Deviation
   [ ] DeviantArt Account
   [ ] Critically acclaimed masterpiece
   [ ] Naked picture found in scraps, you perv
   [ ] Screed Against Needless Watches/Favorites
   [ ] Crappy thing I jammed in there to have something new

Since you took the time and effort to click that button I infer:
(check all that apply)

   [ ] You like my work
   [ ] You are encouraging me to create more
   [ ] You wish notification whenever I submit something new
   [ ] You like the naked picture you found of me in scraps
   [ ] You are now officially stalking me

Based upon the above inference, I plan to:

   [ ] Watch you because I find your work impressive
   [ ] Watch you because your interests coincide with mine
   [ ] Watch you because your DeviantID is incredibly hawt
   [ ] Watch you because I compulsively watch everybody
   [ ] Watch you because I am fascinated by trainwrecks
   [ ] Watch you back out of sheer pity
   [ ] Ignore you (sorry, I’m busy)
   [ ] Ignore you (sorry, you scare me)

Once again, thank you for your attention and the time you expended viewing my work.  Should you have any further questions and/or comments, I look forward to hearing them.

Sincerely,

(Your DevID): ___________________________________
Not sure if this would save any time, but the idea amused me.
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xlntwtch's avatar
:+fav: faved - and watched, comments sparse tonight... i'mtired.
i think i might have got a title wrong in a 'discussion' we had about books, the one by colson whitehead - it's 'the intuitionist' - but i'm too tired now to know for sure. it's about dawn here and i have day-work to do today, dammit. but i can say i find this very funny and i also found you have three dds, which prompts me to read them asap. three, and i went on about two. eh. did you like the gold color under your pieces? get famous and rich? or is rich and famous? i'm ... :yawn: ... :sleep: