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Top 10: Ways of Identifying Jesus or Superman

10.  Has returned from the dead more than once, and might possibly do so again.

9.  Exploits are followed by millions of avid readers for many years.

8.  Subject of painful disagreement and arguments among fans.

7.  Does good works without expectation of reward.

6.  Maintains a tax-free Fortress of Solitude.

5.  Was sent to earth to save us all.

4.  Shoots heat-beams from eyes.

3.  Primary opponent is evil and prefers underground lair.

2.  Native language is not English.

1.  Has a superb sense of humor and would never hurt the author of a Top 10 list.
As the holidays approach, keep this list handy.
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bakagohome Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
So true.
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peridot-magelette Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2010
fantastic- especially 1.
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cihge Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2009
Have I told you you're awesome today? Okay, you're awesome. :rofl:

By the way, what's with number 2? Are you not American? Or do you not realize "American" is not a language? :D (Ugh, I can't stop bashing redneck patriotism... sorry.)
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fallenidle Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2009  Professional Writer
"Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels."

But I like the headbeams idea.
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AngelusNoir Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2009   General Artist
.....sooo.....*ponders*....:rofl:that makes Mary Magdalene Lois Lane?:XD:
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RalfMaximus Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Hmmm. And Lex Luthor would be Judas?

The Kents would be Mary and Joseph.

..we can do this for hours....
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AngelusNoir Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2009   General Artist
...we could?:XD:

....Really....?

...I guess we Could!!?
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RalfMaximus Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Yes. For hours and hours.
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AngelusNoir Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2009   General Artist
:giggle:...it's a pity it's religion you're going on about,otherwise I might be quite intrigued...?:innocent:
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RalfMaximus Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
What makes you think it's religion?

..just cus I'm on my knees?
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