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Top 10: Jesus or Superman

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Top 10: Ways of Identifying Jesus or Superman

10.  Has returned from the dead more than once, and might possibly do so again.

9.  Exploits are followed by millions of avid readers for many years.

8.  Subject of painful disagreement and arguments among fans.

7.  Does good works without expectation of reward.

6.  Maintains a tax-free Fortress of Solitude.

5.  Was sent to earth to save us all.

4.  Shoots heat-beams from eyes.

3.  Primary opponent is evil and prefers underground lair.

2.  Native language is not English.

1.  Has a superb sense of humor and would never hurt the author of a Top 10 list.
As the holidays approach, keep this list handy.
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