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Top 10 Signs That Your Relationship May Be Over
10. "Not tonight; I have a headache" from a cell phone, with rave music playing in the background.
9. Your spouse refers to you as "the ex" in front of your friends, yet you are still married.
8. Glove compartment filled with sexy underwear you don't remember buying.
7. Love letters are viciously critiqued for spelling and grammar.
6. Romantic weekend getaway includes her new boyfriend, Klaus.
5. Your name is called out during sex, but with a contempuous sneer.
4. The person you've been cybering with turns out to be your wife.
3. Anniversary celebrated alone, with Vicodin and a box of wine.
2. Cell-mate no longer refers to you as his bitch.
1. New pet name for you: "So Yesterday"
10. "Not tonight; I have a headache" from a cell phone, with rave music playing in the background.
9. Your spouse refers to you as "the ex" in front of your friends, yet you are still married.
8. Glove compartment filled with sexy underwear you don't remember buying.
7. Love letters are viciously critiqued for spelling and grammar.
6. Romantic weekend getaway includes her new boyfriend, Klaus.
5. Your name is called out during sex, but with a contempuous sneer.
4. The person you've been cybering with turns out to be your wife.
3. Anniversary celebrated alone, with Vicodin and a box of wine.
2. Cell-mate no longer refers to you as his bitch.
1. New pet name for you: "So Yesterday"
Spot two or more of these, and it's time to think about moving on.
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"6. Romantic weekend getaway includes her new boyfriend, Klaus."
... knowing someone who has a Dog named Klaus... this seems all the more obvious a sign its over LOL
... knowing someone who has a Dog named Klaus... this seems all the more obvious a sign its over LOL