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Top 10 DeviantArt Events in the Year 2029

10. First DeviantArt colony ship reaches Alpha Centauri.  DevMeet Centauri scheduled for 2044.

9. Beta “Daily Deviations In Your Head” feature enabled, and images of zombies riding unicorns are beamed directly into the skulls of major politicians, triggering some very strange new legislation.

8. Twilight/Harry Potter crossover flamewar is finally settled when Stephanie Meyers and J.K. Rowling reveal their intent to marry.

7. Debate rages on about whether clones plagiarizing their owner’s work is ethical.

6. Network lag issues resolved by sending dA servers back in time 10 minutes.

5. “Scratch and Sniff Deviations” feature retired.

4. Day long outage traced to a single Deviant who accidentally moved the entire dA server cluster into their iPod.

3. Uploading yourself as a deviation is finally permitted by changes to dA policy.

2. First contact with an alien race occurs when they login to dAmn.

1.  DeviantArt and Google merge.  Entire world embraces dA as a new paradigm for peace and love, and art appreciation soars.  Wars cease and defense budgets are instead diverted to the act of creation, not destruction.  Question of “what constitutes porn on DeviantArt” still unresolved.
Happy birthday DeviantArt; here's to many more. :)

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:iconladyofgaerdon:
LadyofGaerdon Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012  Professional Writer
:lol:
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peridot-magelette Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2010
FANTABULICIOS. and hilarious.
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dazza1008 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2009
:iconicameplz:
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:iconralfmaximus:
RalfMaximus Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
ohjeez

Thank one always makes me giggle.
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hbackslash7 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2009
3rd place, yay! go, man, go!
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:iconralfmaximus:
RalfMaximus Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Woot! Thankee. :)
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hbackslash7 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2009
might i suggest using this place of power to initate phase 2? *wink wink :fork:*
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:iconarcharad:
ArchArad Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009
:clap: Congratulations on the 3rd place Ralf! Well deserved. :winner:
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:iconralfmaximus:
RalfMaximus Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
*squeeee*

First time I ever won anything here. :)
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:iconarcharad:
ArchArad Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009
That was so unbelievably cute! :D
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:iconralfmaximus:
RalfMaximus Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Yes, it's true. Ralf is little squeeing schoolgirl inside. :D
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:iconarcharad:
ArchArad Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009
:hug:
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:iconirrevocablefate:
IrrevocableFate Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2009   Writer
:giggle: Oh you always know how to make me giggle. ♥
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johohanna Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2009
So awesome! :eager:
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:iconralfmaximus:
RalfMaximus Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Thankee. :)
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KneelingGlory Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2009
Congrats on placing in the contest! :D
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:iconralfmaximus:
RalfMaximus Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you, thank you. ♥
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WineWriter Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2009
Muahaha, I love lists, but even more, I love funnies in the form of lists.
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:iconralfmaximus:
RalfMaximus Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Funny how everything seems nicer when it's organized, no?
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:iconwinewriter:
WineWriter Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009
It just shows, neatness can be funny... indirectly, but still.
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leyghan Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
:happycry:
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Sorelliena Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2009   Digital Artist
Haha, this is genius!

I 'specially like the one about a double Mrs. Meyer-Rowling. :)
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:iconralfmaximus:
RalfMaximus Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Me too. Would solve SO MANY problems. :)
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susyl Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2009  Student General Artist
OMG! Totally loved it:iconlovepowerplz:
Speccially n:8, yeah, that made me laugh hard:D
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:iconralfmaximus:
RalfMaximus Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Hee! Thanks. ♥
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susyl Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2009  Student General Artist
Ure welcome :dummy:
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austheke Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2009   Writer
You crack me up, seriously. XD I'm particularly fond of the one involving Meyer and Rowling. God knows that'd produce some weirdass books.
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:iconralfmaximus:
RalfMaximus Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
I tried to conceive of a title for the gag... but just couldn't. Mind was scared little puppy afraid to go into that dark corner of Hell.
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austheke Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2009   Writer
Oh God, don't think about it too carefully if you value your sanity. D:
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AnonDesu Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2009  Professional Writer
>Question of “what constitutes porn on DeviantArt” still unresolved.

I think wars'll come back into existence soon.

Double that for the lit community :V
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HellProgrammerMan Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2009
War of Words! Not fists! 8D *Bricked*
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Draggyness Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You, dear deviant, are a comedic genius :rofl:
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:iconralfmaximus:
RalfMaximus Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
I just calls 'em as I sees 'em. If the future's funny, so be it. :D
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All-My-Darkness Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2009
6. Network lag issues resolved by sending dA servers back in time 10 minutes.

Haha!

Where that pesky delorean car got to?

1 point 21 jiggawatts marty!!
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RalfMaximus Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
By then, hopefully, flux-capacitors will have a USB interface.
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All-My-Darkness Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2009
Heh!
Soooo glad the refence did not fall flat. I feared it would make me look like a goobly gook talking limey nutjob.
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nonparticipant Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2009
lawl number 1! the whole thing is wonderful! :D
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:iconralfmaximus:
RalfMaximus Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Glad you like. And, thanks. :)
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:iconemberpelt:
Emberpelt Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL! This whole thing made me laugh so hard! :giggle:
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:iconralfmaximus:
RalfMaximus Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Hee! Thanks. :)
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cihge Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2009
You sir are a geeneeyouws :salute: (added more letters to indicate extraordinary awesomeness).
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Randompeep15 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2009
10 times more funnier than my entry to the contest! Hope you win!
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:iconralfmaximus:
RalfMaximus Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Awww, tanks. But you know I could get disqualified... time travel's illegal in 2025.
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Randompeep15 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2009
True, very true
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buyobabyboo Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
I have to leave my mature content filter on . _ . for some reason, some guys think quick photo's of their business qualifies as "art"
I have seen more penis that I desired to...
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RalfMaximus Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Think how much worse it would be with Scratch'N'Sniff.
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kakanina Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2009
:rofl:
Nooo, please, no!
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buyobabyboo Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
OH MY GOD D> I HATE YOU! (but not really)
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LunaticStar Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2009
Woww I laughed. The bit about porn is hilarious. As well as the ipod crack and uploading yourself as a deviation. Oh, and scratch n sniff? I'd hit that.
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RalfMaximus Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Who wouldn't?
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