Top 10: dA Events in 2029 AD

Top 10 DeviantArt Events in the Year 2029

10. First DeviantArt colony ship reaches Alpha Centauri.  DevMeet Centauri scheduled for 2044.

9. Beta “Daily Deviations In Your Head” feature enabled, and images of zombies riding unicorns are beamed directly into the skulls of major politicians, triggering some very strange new legislation.

8. Twilight/Harry Potter crossover flamewar is finally settled when Stephanie Meyers and J.K. Rowling reveal their intent to marry.

7. Debate rages on about whether clones plagiarizing their owner’s work is ethical.

6. Network lag issues resolved by sending dA servers back in time 10 minutes.

5. “Scratch and Sniff Deviations” feature retired.

4. Day long outage traced to a single Deviant who accidentally moved the entire dA server cluster into their iPod.

3. Uploading yourself as a deviation is finally permitted by changes to dA policy.

2. First contact with an alien race occurs when they login to dAmn.

1.  DeviantArt and Google merge.  Entire world embraces dA as a new paradigm for peace and love, and art appreciation soars.  Wars cease and defense budgets are instead diverted to the act of creation, not destruction.  Question of “what constitutes porn on DeviantArt” still unresolved.